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Once a week, resident chill-Internet-girl Marina will have a glass of whiskey and then answer your questions about life, love, college, sex or anything else you’ve got on your mind. There will be GIFS.

I’m spending holidays at my bf’s parents’ house again and they do x-mas way more than my family does. How do I cope with all their merriment? – CM

DRINK. THE. KOOLAID. When you’re on your boo’s home turf, you’ve got to play by his family’s rules. Bring a holiday sweater, get familiar with the Jackson 5 Christmas album, and politely smile as his drunk grandma places a ratty Santa hat on your head. His family’s level of merriment may not be what you’re used to, but it’s better to play along then be the dickhead who sits pouting in the car at the Christmas tree lot because it’s too cold outside. And honestly, letting yourself get swept up in the excitement of a holiday is pretty fun. You may have a festive nutjob waiting deep inside you yet. [Keep Reading]

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